"If you'll be my star. I'll be your sky"
Officer: C'mon people, clear the scene--
Me: this ain't a scene it's a
Officer: dont u dare
Me: gOD
Officer: stop
Me: dDAMN
Officer: SToP
Me: ARMS
Officer: rACE

clannyphantom:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

that makes them sound like theyre guarding something valuable

Sep 9, 2014 · 114782 via: beckermorricone · origin: ugly

fy-merlinxarthur:

sunrisefreckles:

but seriously is anyone over merlin yet

image

Matilda (1996)

Things Charles Xavier will never do again

Sep 9, 2014 · 724 via: beckermorricone · origin: newtalby
Sep 9, 2014 · 533 via: beckermorricone · origin: mazerun

hyannah:

jim how do you even still have friends

Sep 9, 2014 · 8632 via: beckermorricone · origin: hyannah

Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better, even of their blunders.

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